Archive for June, 2008

Hand grenades and lemonades…

Let’s brainstorm this. Guns don’t kill people, burgers do!
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DANGER: Watch for falling jocks

I’m not worried about the players, because guys like this, if they weren’t doing this particular stupid thing, would be doing some other stupid thing.
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Who made your sub, Bub?

Submarines just seem better made in a shipyard, not in some bozo’s hobby shop.
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You liked the movie, Senator?

It’s better than seeing a lot of high-fiving, isn’t it?
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WARNING: No scarflessness on this beach!

I tried to go swimming at my favorite beach yesterday, and there was a sign saying “Hat, scarf and flower required.”
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